Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
|Praise Song for the Day|
|by Elizabeth Alexander|
A Poem for Barack Obama's Presidential Inauguration
The Random Adolescent Poetry Generator.
You be the judge -- which is better?
Question for discussion: If the Skinheads or Neo-Nazis had been video-captured doing a riff like this for GWB or McLame, how would the MSM react? Actually nevermind -- this discussion is pointless.
h/t to Michelle -- she's awesome!
Reviving Nuclear Power Generation. This includes the significant collateral benefit of cutting-down the $$$ that we ship to the Islamic Sepremacists with every barrel of oil that we buy.
Not so Real Stimulus:
Birth-Control, abortions, earrings, and HUGE amounts of pork. Not so much stimulation:
A Pig with an Earring
Another One (Albeit Much Less Cute)
On second thought, maybe I'm using the wrong definition of "stimulus" and the more liberal issuance of condoms in the DEM's package may in-fact support increased stimulation. Heh!
Of course, the difference is that Bush really meant it. For Teh One, these are just empty words.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
"Obama and his running mate, Joe Biden, promise not to "take away" people's guns."
From the official White House website as of today:
"Address Gun Violence in Cities: Obama and Biden would repeal the Tiahrt Amendment, which restricts the ability of local law enforcement to access important gun trace information, and give police officers across the nation the tools they need to solve gun crimes and fight the illegal arms trade. Obama and Biden also favor commonsense measures that respect the Second Amendment rights of gun owners, while keeping guns away from children and from criminals. They support closing the gun show loophole and making guns in this country childproof. They also support making the expired federal Assault Weapons Ban permanent."
And some wonder that gun sales have hit an all time high since the election.
Washing Confident it Can Forge Recovery Plan
Oh Mary Mother of G-D! I dunno whether this makes me want to curl-up into the fetal position in a dark closet, or to puke my guts out. Maybe I'll cover all bases and just do both.
I dunno why Boehner sat-in on this photo-op. It's not like the Republicans are gonna have a lick of influence on this "stimulus" plan. Nor is it like they would do much better even if they DID have some influence.
Hitler's Nuremburg Rallys:
Seig Heil und der Obamafuhrer!
Oops -- somebody was:
VTech Grad Student Xin Yang -- Until Last Wednesday Night
Police say she was decapitated with a kitchen knife while having coffee with a Chinese doctoral student in a campus cafe Wednesday night.
I'm sooooo glad that she felt safe -- right up until her head was cut-off. I guess "feeling safe" is goodness, right up until you discover how truly UNsafe you actually are.
Follow-on question for extra credit: With at least seven other folks reported to be in the Coffee House while the crime was being committed, how was he able to cut off her head without interference. Oh well, maybe it says more about the Blacksburg Community than anything else.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Post-Coronation Shithole of the National Mall
This says A LOT about the Obamaniacs -- stand ready for 4 years of enhanced suckiness.
Oh yeah -- the GREENEST ADMINISTRATION EVER -- NOT!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Read it and weep...
The Democrats' current gun-ban-list proposal (final list will be worse):
Rifles (or copies or duplicates):
M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14, AR-15, Bushmaster XM15, Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1;
AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47, AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR;
Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty, Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle or Dragunov SVU, Fabrique National FN/FAL, FN/LAR, or FNC, Hi-Point Carbine, HK-91, HK-93, HK-94, HK-PSG-1, Thompson 1927 Commando, Kel-Tec Sub Rifle;
Saiga, SAR-8, SAR-4800, SKS with detachable magazine, SLG 95, SLR 95 or 96, Steyr AU, Tavor, Uzi, Galil and Uzi Sporter, Galil Sporter, or Galil Sniper Rifle (Galatz).
Pistols (or copies or duplicates):
Calico M-110, MAC-10, MAC-11, or MPA3, Olympic Arms OA, TEC-9, TEC-DC9, TEC-22 Scorpion, or AB-10, Uzi.
Shotguns (or copies or duplicates):
Armscor 30 BG, SPAS 12 or LAW 12, Striker 12, Streetsweeper.
Catch-all category (for anything missed or new designs):
A semiautomatic rifle that accepts a detachable magazine and has (i) a folding or telescoping stock, (ii) a threaded barrel, (iii) a pistol grip (which includes ANYTHING that can serve as a grip, see below), (iv) a forward grip; or a barrel shroud.
Any semiautomatic rifle with a fixed magazine that can accept more than 10 rounds (except tubular magazine .22 rimfire rifles).
A semiautomatic pistol that has the ability to accept a detachable magazine, and has (i) a second pistol grip, (ii) a threaded barrel, (iii) a barrel shroud or (iv) can accept a detachable magazine outside of the pistol grip, and (v) a semiautomatic pistol with a fixed magazine that can accept more than 10 rounds.
A semiautomatic shotgun with (i) a folding or telescoping stock, (ii) a pistol grip (see definition below), (iii) the ability to accept a detachable magazine or a fixed magazine capacity of more than 5 rounds, and (iv) a shotgun with a revolving cylinder.
Frames or receivers for the above are included, along with conversion kits.
Holy crud -- it looks like I'll be a felon several times over if this passes and does not include grandfather provisions (not likely -- ha!).
h/t to Buckeye Firearms Assn.
“[A]nimals should be permitted to bring suit, with human beings as their representatives, to prevent violations of current law … Any animals that are entitled to bring suit would be represented by (human) counsel, who would owe guardian like obligations and make decisions, subject to those obligations, on their clients’ behalf.”
OMFG -- we are sooooo screwed if even our pets and food can sue our asses!
A Dog and His Lawyer -- Man's Best Friend No More
If you're thinking that I am making this stuff up, think again -- I am not that creative. Check-out the video:
But the babe at the podium is kinda hot -- in a liberal femi-Nazi sorta way. Dontcha think?
Stay tuned for the sequel: Now even plants and rocks can hire lawyers to sue your butts-off.
This used to be the stuff of jokes and cartoons:
...and the pieces are 100%-sized.
Please watch this brief (~6 minute) clip. It gives insight into the true goals of Islam -- Global Dominion and reestablishment of the Caliphate. Islam has been at war with the rest of the world since ~700 AD -- to fail to recognize this is simply denial.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Well, the wheels of justice have apparently finished gringing slowly and
"This undated photo released by Lambright & Lambright law office in Houston, shows Joe Horn who allegedly fatally shot two suspected burglars on Nov. 14, 2007. Horn, 62, was cleared by a grand jury Monday, June 30, 2008, for shooting to death two men he suspected of burglarizing his neighbor's home." h/t to the Dori Monson Show.
In related news, the two dirtbags remain at room-temperature.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
If the preceding photo is not enough to convince you of her overwhelming cuteness, check-out the headline that follows...
Jennifer Aniston Catches Burglar --- and Makes Him Clean Her Home
All that I can say is that if there is ANY truth to this story, I will be her subservient love-slave until the end of time. Waittaminnit -- I was willing to do that even before this story.
Oh what the heck -- you all know what I mean:
Awesome hot chick = +3
Awesome chick with gun = +5
Awesome chick with gun and the balls to use it = +1000
Postscript question: Does she carry-concealed? If so, how / where?
Sunday, January 4, 2009
The Italian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.Ah, but what does the Palestinian do with his fly infested coffee? I thought you’d never ask…
The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
The Frenchman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, makes and drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.
Too farkin' true!
h/t to Dymphna at Gates of Vienna
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
I certain that it was merely a disgruntled shopper frustrated in trying to return an unwanted Ramadan present. Of course, it was not politically motivated, even though the victims were Israeli and the shooter apparently Arab. Nah -- course NOT!
Ya think this same tactic can be replicated on a larger scale on this side of the pond? Maybe with multiple shooter teams operating in many cities simultaneously? What would the effectiveness of that be in spreading terror and economic disruption? This would be an especially effective tactic since most malls prohibit concealed-carry of legal handguns -- therefore the risk of return-fire from citizens/victims will be nonexistent.
Think about it.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Death By Fireworks Prank - Celebrity bloopers here
My Resolutions -- NOT in order of priority (but mebbe in order of feasibility):
1. Walk/run at least 10 miles/week.
2. Drop my weight to <210 lbs.
3. Transfer to a job where I am more intellectually & technically fulfilled.
4. Work on a more fulfilling relationship with my wife & family.