Douchebag Solidarity -- RAACIST!!

Anti-Douchebags are racist bastards!

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Hilarious!

Snork! Clean off your darned keyboard.

Funny analysis of unemployment:



I'm pretty sure that the Free Beer is the major contributor.

h/t to the Smallest Minority

Hahahaha! Farking Classic

BZ to the Onion. The Odiot negotiates with FIRE:


Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

h/t to therightscoop.com

How to Cure Pedophilia:

Pedophiles cannot be clinically cured. They can only be eliminated as a threat to our children.
Like putting-down a mad-dog, but only you feel sympathy for the poor, sick dog.

Via American Thinker: "I've always believed in the existence of monsters. During my 20 years as a cop in NYC, I met quite a few of them, many of whom may still be doing time in prisons around the country. However, they were the garden-variety type of monsters; murderers, rapists, armed robbers and other assorted thugs. But there's another, even lower, level of criminal that exists in communities all across America, even in some of our churches. The creature I'm referring to is the pedophile. A few years ago, I received a 6-page letter in the mail from a woman in East Cambridge, Massachusetts, who related the tragic story of her son's murder at the hands of 2 such creatures. Jeffrey Curley, 10-year old son of Robert and Barbara Curley, was influenced by a neighbor and another man into joining them for what became a fatal ride in their car. The seduction had begun earlier when the neighbor befriended the young boy by treating him like an adult; taking him to a local restaurant and making him feel important. The parents were never aware that their son was being targeted for sex."

Read it all here.



Kevin Jennings -- Appointed as "Safe Schools Czar" ***WTF!!!!***by Obama, and longtime supporter of Harry Hay:

“One of the people that’s always inspired me is Harry Hay, who started the first ongoing gay rights groups in America. In 1948, he tried to get people to join the Mattachine Society. It took him two years to find one other person who would join. Well, [in] 1993, Harry Hay marched with a million people in Washington, who thought he had a good idea 40 years before. Everybody thought Harry Hay was crazy in 1948, and they knew something about him which he apparently did not—they were right, he was crazy. You are all crazy. We are all crazy. All of us who are thinking this way are crazy, because you know what? Sane people keep the world the same [shitty] old way it is now." -- K. Jennings

Who is Harry Hay? He was a pervert who was deeply involved with NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association, a group that could essentially be called the "Pedophilia Lobby." See more about him at Zombietime.


The only sure and permanent cure, be it for a rabid dog or other threats:


Not that I'm advocating violence or anything. Just making an observation of facts.


Short of any more permanent solution to pedophiles in our midst, please write your congresscritters and the Prezidiot (wasted ink, that) to complain about our "Safe Schools Czar". One step at a time.


Update:

An alternative solution...

...so long as the incarceration is absolutely guaranteed to be forever (i.e. until natural death).

Which it NEVER is, in the real world.

Failure is a Choice

Krauthammer does it again.
What a mind and what a pen.

Read it all here.

"...resistance to decline begins with moral self-confidence and will. But maintaining dominance is a matter not just of will but of wallet. We are not inherently in economic decline. We have the most dynamic, innovative, technologically advanced economy in the world. We enjoy the highest productivity.

...We have it in our power, for example, to reverse the absurd de facto 30-year ban on new nuclear power plants. We have it in our power to release huge domestic petroleum reserves by dropping the ban on offshore and Arctic drilling.

Nothing is written. Nothing is predetermined. We can reverse the slide, we can undo dependence if we will it.

...There is no reason we should be structurally perpetuating the massive deficits incurred as temporary crisis measures during the financial panic of 2008. A crisis is a terrible thing to exploit when it is taken by the New Liberalism as a mandate for massive expansion of the state and of national debt--threatening the dollar, the entire economy, and consequently our superpower status abroad.

There are things to be done. Resist retreat as a matter of strategy and principle. And provide the means to continue our dominant role in the world by keeping our economic house in order. And finally, we can follow the advice of Demosthenes when asked what was to be done about the decline of Athens. His reply? "I will give what I believe is the fairest and truest answer: Don't do what you are doing now.""

Demosthenes of Athens

Follow-Up to "Accomplishments= 0"

Heh-heh. Pretty darned funny.

"No -- not really." Classic.

Accomplishments = 0

So far, so good. Anything he wants to succeed at is bound to be hurtful for the nation.


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Epic Fails = Stimulus Plan, ACORN, Air-Force One Photo-Op, Supreme Court Nominee, Olympics, Unemployment, Negotiations with Iran, Increase in Minimum Wage, Manufacturing Sector, et cetera, ad infinitum.

MO-ron!

Wow! What a doofus.

His whole administration is a collection of imbeciles to have allowed his reputation and political capital to be expended on this forlorn hope.

The potential payoff was so small (unless you consider the fact that his Chicago cronies were counting on making Big buck$ off of a Chicago Olympics), yet the risk was high (unless you thought that it was a sure-thing before heading-off to Copenhagen).



Other thought: whereas REAL issues are far beyond his limited capacity, perhaps he felt that this was an easy task that he could accomplish through his winning ways, brilliant smile, and glittering personality.

Fisked -- The Story of Stuff

Bringing a little-bit of reality into the classroom. FINALLY!



Read it all here.