Monday, March 30, 2009

Bugger This Bastard With a Pine-Cone!

Maher To Troops: 'At Some Point These People Are Gonna Have To Learn To Rape Themselves.':

Arrogant little prick-bastard mutha! Let's all hope that he's kidnapped by IslamoNazis and buggered to death while screaming for the US "Military-Rapists" to rescue his tender buttocks.

Saddest thing is -- the US Military WOULD rescue his worthless ass.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Pretty Darned Awesome

Hearts of Oak, indeed!

What well-choreographed teamwork. This shows what a well-trained military unit can accomplish.

Unfortunately, like so many other fine traditions of Western Culture (like capitalism, freedom, and the Constitutional Republic as a form of government), this has been scrapped.

P.S. Historic background to this event -- here.

Phony, Phonee, Faughnie!

No matter how you say it, this guy is as fake as a $3 bill:

Obama Town Hall Questioners Were Campaign Backers

Updated 7:02 p.m.
By Garance Franke-Ruta, Washington Post
President Obama has promised to change the way the government does business, but in at least one respect he is ... stocking his town hall Thursday with supporters whose soft... questions provided openings to discuss his preferred message of the day.

Read it all here.

Note that the Post claims simultaneously that Obama is "...taking a page from the Bush playbook..." but that Obama's questions are "... far from planted...". I thought that this article was supposed to be relatively straight was news, not slanted commentary. At the same time that Bush is condemned for this practice, the Odiot is given a free pass -- aargh!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

A F--king and a Fisking

The fisking is for the Odiot right here:

Unfortunately, the f--king is for us. It's right here too. <:-(

P.S. All of those of you who voted for the Odiot, your suffrage is hereby suspended.

P.P.S. Those of you who voted for him and still support him to this day, your classification as carbon-based, endoskeletal life-forms is abolished. Henceforth, you are odiferous pond-scum (apologies to the extant scum, and lawyers).

h/t to Jen

Cop Families Ask That Dellums NOT Speak at Service

Good way to stand-tough OPD Families!
God bless you-all.

Noted Demagogue "Red Ron" Dellums, Oaktown Mayor

A good article giving some idea of why cops and their families are less than thrilled with Ron Dellums is posted here.

World's Smallest Political Quiz

This is me:

Take the quiz here and lemme know where you stand?

Yeah -- I know that each of the questions is best answered with a multi-page essay, but the quiz must be answered Agree / Weasel / Disagree. Sorry!

Friday, March 27, 2009

It Been Sucky Lately -- Need Some Humor

Pretty cute:

Yeah -- it's gallows-humor, but sometimes that's all ya got.

More Sad Stuff

Dan Seals Dead @61 -- Lymphoma

On the plus side, he died at home, with friends & family, after a full life.

Can any of us ask for more?

Oaktown -- A Shameful Place

Vigil Held For Oakland Cop Killer Suspect

(link here)

Sunday, March 22, 2009

RIP -- We ARE a Third-World Shit-Hole

3 Cops Dead in Oaktown, 1 Clinging to Life

RIP Sergeants Mark Dunakin, 40, of Tracy, Erv Romans, 43, of Danville, and Dan Sakai, 35. Pray for Officer John Hege, 41, of Concord, who is on life-support.

I will NOT post the photo of the POS shooter.

Perhaps the WORST is this part of the story:

"People lingered at the scene of the first shooting. About 20 bystanders taunted police.

Tension between police and the community has risen steadily since the fatal shooting of unarmed 22-year-old Oscar Grant by a transit police officer at an Oakland train station on Jan. 1."

Note also that these solid, squared-away guys were all holding the "thin blue line" in a town far from their homes. This is the thanks that they get!

As a former resident of the SF Bay Area who has observed the horrors of the "Oaktown Flatlands" for many years, I would suggest that the USA pull-out of hopeless places like Oakland CA and East St Louis and Southeast DC before considering giving-up in Iraq.

Friday, March 20, 2009

OK dammit! -- Shutzstaffel

IRT my previous post. Aargh!

Plan for Shutsstaffel Move-Forward in US House

As predicted, they are moving FAST, probably since they're cognizant of the fact that they need to consolidate their power in the shrinking window of opportunity where they still have a positive support from the American electorate.

The possible result:

Quite scary!

Obama Offers to Suck Iranian Cock

The Ohdiot offers a reach-around, or is that "to reach-out"?

But is rebuffed by Iran's leaders. Apparently Ahmadinejad will settle for nothing less than unprotected anal sex.

Grovelling has rarely proved to be effective strategy in international politics. Will the Ohdiot realize this before the end of his first (and only) term? That is the question.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

A Warrior Pontiff?

Or just a logical and religious 21st-century Leader...

...engaging a sixth-century crazed despotism?

A man (and Pope) for his time.

h/t to Robert Spencer, of course.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Typical -- just typical.

Washington Times EDITORIAL: Guns on a plane

Obama secretly ends program that let pilots carry guns

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

After the September 11 attacks, commercial airline pilots were allowed to carry guns if they completed a federal-safety program. No longer would unarmed pilots be defenseless as remorseless hijackers seized control of aircraft and rammed them into buildings.

Now President Obama is quietly ending the federal firearms program, risking public safety on airlines in the name of an anti-gun ideology.

h/t to Ace

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Best Conservative Movies

A pretty-good list of excellent flix that supposedly promote morality and freedom.

Here, I've only listed those that I've personally viewed:

The Incredibles (2004) -- good family flick.
4. Forrest Gump (1994)
5. 300 (2007) -- I actually preferred The 300 Spartans.

Sony Pictures

6. Groundhog Day (1993)
9. Blast from the Past (1999) -- Awesome. Waay underrated.
10. Ghostbusters (1984)
11. The Lord of the Rings (2001, 2002, 2003) -- this scene makes the trilogy worthwhile all by itself:

13. Braveheart (1995)
15. Red Dawn (1984)

20th Century Fox

16. Master and Commander (2003)
17. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (2005)
19. We Were Soldiers (2002)
21. Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
22. Brazil (1985)
23. United 93 (2006) -- I'm still awaiting the DVD release of "The Path to 9-11".
24. Team America: World Police (2004) -- Just awesomely politically incorrect.
25. Gran Torino (2008) -- Not classic Clint -- BETTER!

The runners-up are listed here -- a lot more great flix:
Air Force One, Amazing Grace, An American Carol, Barcelona, Bella, Cinderella Man, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Hamburger Hill, The Hanoi Hilton, The Hunt for Red October, The Island, Knocked Up, The Last Days of Disco, The Lost City, Miracle, The Patriot, Rocky Balboa, Serenity, Stand and Deliver, Tears of the Sun, Thank You for Smoking, Three Kings, Tin Men, The Truman Show, Witness

The Arrogance of Obama Versus the Arrogance of the MSM

Orson Scott Card's WorldWatch column has a good spin on this topic:

" was a delicious moment when President Obama made his condescending handshaking visit to the press room and got testy when the reporters insisted on asking him questions. "If you keep asking questions I won't be able to do this any more," he says, sternly, like a father saying, "Do I have to turn this car around?"

He was so arrogant that I laughed out loud.
And also unbelievably dumb about the press. This guy, who got the gentlest treatment by the press in any political campaign ever (while they made grossly unfair attacks on Palin), clearly despises them as a nuisance.

Maybe the fact that the press threw away their souls and their integrity during the Bush administration means that they have nothing left -- no personal, inner resources that will allow them to stand up to a president who despises them."

So far, the MSM is still assiduously applying several atmospheres of suction to the Anointed One's loins. A few cracks are starting to appear here and there, but it's still early yet.

I'm not a subscriber, but...

Kudos to MAD magazine for
scooping Time, Newsweek,
and the NY Times.

This is actually a flattering
impression of his intellectual,
political, and organizational

Last I heard, Alfred E. Neumann
is filing suit for defamation of

Friday, March 13, 2009

Explanation of Previous Post

That is rock-salt and bacon-bits loaded into a 12 gauge shotgun shell as a non-lethal anti-terrorist munition.

Now, that wasn't so hard to figure-out, was it?

Munition, Anti-Islamic Terrorist, Mk 1, Mod. 0

How General Pershing dealt with Islamic Terrorists
10-7-01 | Vendyl Jones

Posted on Sunday, October 07, 2001 10:14:26 PM by GuillermoX


"In the years preceding World War I, General Pershing was commander of the American forces in the Philippines. The small Moslem community on the island nation began to wreak havoc against the Philippine government and American forces. The American troops captured a large group of these terrorists. During the interrogation by the Military Court, the fanatics were heard to repeatedly shout, 'Allah Achbar! Allah Achbar! Jihad! The Philippines are the lands of Islam!'

"Pershing ordered the Amalekites executed one by one in the presence of the whole group. (The author is referring to the prophecy in the Bible that the Amalekites would be a very vicious and war‑like people down through history.) Moslems will not eat pork believing that no one could enter Paradise if there is even the smallest amount of swine flesh in their bodies. Knowing this, the General first ordered the firing squad to shoot large hogs. After they skinned the swine, the executioners rolled their bullets in pork fat and passed fat through the barrels of their rifles while the condemned watched. As each condemned terrorist was executed, his corpse was wrapped in hog's skin and buried on the spot. The entrails of the swine were dumped over the corpse before the grave was covered. Three of the convicted Amalekites were released to take the news back to their Islamic Communities. That ended the Islamic Jihad in the Philippines. Terrorist incidents from Islamic Fundamentalists were unheard of until a decade ago when the U.S. State Department recognized the PLO as legitimate 'Freedom Fighters' " (Vendyl Jones, RESEARCHER [Arlington, Texas: Vendyl Jones Research Institutes, January 2001]: 20).

Monday, March 9, 2009

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Mebbe THIS Explains Things

Obama White House Parties On As "Rome" Burns

Today, Freedom Watch began an investigation of the Obama White House's reported excessive partying at The White House, with the likes of Stevie Wonder and other high priced entertainment stars. In what in recent weeks has become more like a "high priced night club," Barack and Michelle Obama have been throwing taxpayer funded parties nearly every night with their "friends" and supporters, with Michelle Obama even exhorting them not to "break" White House property.


Larry Klayman, founder, Chairman and General Counsel of Freedom Watch issued the following statement:

"This party atmosphere sends the wrong message to the American people. As the Obama-Clinton crowd party on, the American people are suffering greatly. It was right to criticize corporate execs for using taxpayer bailout money on bonuses and corporate junkets. In the face of this criticism, it is an outrage for Barack and Michelle Obama to party on, as Rome burns. It's like throwing a party at a funeral."

Oh -- so it wasn't Rudeness after all, just Incompetence & Cluelessness

"This is one overwhelmed faker with a flawed character."

Is this demonstration of incompetence supposed to make us feel any better?:

"Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been "overwhelmed" by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.

But Washington figures with access to Mr Obama's inner circle explained the slight by saying that those high up in the administration have had little time to deal with international matters, let alone the diplomatic niceties of the special relationship.

Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president's surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.

A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama's inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to "even fake an interest in foreign policy".

I guess this proves that he can, in fact, vote "PRESENT" as President of the USA -- just as he did in the Illinois State Senate. Not that it does any good for the country or world though.

P.S. The Sunday Telegraph understands that one of Mr Obama's most prominent African American backers, whose endorsement he spent two years cultivating, has told friends that he detects a weakness in Mr Obama's character." No shit Sherlock! Didn't any of this maybe give you a clue?

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Cheap, Classless Bastards!

Cheap = The Obama Family and Obama Administration

.... and, by extension, the American People. I am sincerely embarrassed.

First -- we rebuffed their offer of the Churchill bust.

Second -- we dissed the British PM with a lack of a politically-appropriate welcome during his recent state-visit.

Finally, and WORST! -- the low-class, cheap-shit, arrogant scumbags in the the White House responded to a thoughtful and generous gift from Great Britain with the equivalent of a re-gifted 5-year old fruitcake.

Priceless! If I had ANY doubt about these shitstains (note that I said "IF"), those doubts would be 100% dispelled by now.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Odiot's New Logo

Here it is -- perfect:

For those of you who may miss the reference, google "GOATSE".

NSFW -- or anyplace else, really.

My Former Home is gone...Gone!...GONE!!!

Wow! The state of California just continues to sink lower and lower:

Why not just admit defeat and take down the border posts at San Ysidro and admit that "La Reconquista" has in fact been successful.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Irony is a Beyotch! Ain't it?

Blinky is snowed-out from a Global Warming event:

Yet the Global-Warming -- er, make that "Climate Change" whack-jobs see nothing strange in this consistent trend.

$410B in Pure Pork

A Partial Listing of these "Essential Expenditures":

$2.2 million for the Center for Grape Genetics in upstate New York.

$143,000 for Manhattan's American Ballet Theatre "for educational activities".

$214,000 for Stony Brook University "to teach scientists how to effectively communicate with the public and the press".

$950,000 for a Poughkeepsie pedestrian bridge.

$500,000 for a Senate "pilot program" to defray the cost of mass-mail postcards notifying constituents of town-hall meetings.

What utter Bullshit!

I am sooo glad that my children and their children will have their futures mortgaged to pay for these Essential Expenditures.