Sunday, May 31, 2009

Obama (just-barely) Orders a Burger W/O Teleprompter

In his defense, I imagine that it would be a tad difficult to stay task-focused while the entire MainStream Media is teabagging your nutsack.

Stand-by for next week's tough, hard-hitting expose of investigative reporting:

"President Obama Takes a Big Dump (with Corn Kernels)"

and the follow-up article:

"MainStream Media says it tastes like chocolate and smells like roses."

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