In his defense, I imagine that it would be a tad difficult to stay task-focused while the entire MainStream Media is teabagging your nutsack.
Stand-by for next week's tough, hard-hitting expose of investigative reporting:
"President Obama Takes a Big Dump (with Corn Kernels)"
and the follow-up article:
"MainStream Media says it tastes like chocolate and smells like roses."
Newsweek Whitewashes Seth Rich Murder
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