Do not Try This At Home:
Death By Fireworks Prank - Celebrity bloopers here
My Resolutions -- NOT in order of priority (but mebbe in order of feasibility):
1. Walk/run at least 10 miles/week.
2. Drop my weight to <210 lbs.
3. Transfer to a job where I am more intellectually & technically fulfilled.
4. Work on a more fulfilling relationship with my wife & family.