“[A]nimals should be permitted to bring suit, with human beings as their representatives, to prevent violations of current law … Any animals that are entitled to bring suit would be represented by (human) counsel, who would owe guardian like obligations and make decisions, subject to those obligations, on their clients’ behalf.”
OMFG -- we are sooooo screwed if even our pets and food can sue our asses!
A Dog and His Lawyer -- Man's Best Friend No More
If you're thinking that I am making this stuff up, think again -- I am not that creative. Check-out the video:
But the babe at the podium is kinda hot -- in a liberal femi-Nazi sorta way. Dontcha think?
Stay tuned for the sequel: Now even plants and rocks can hire lawyers to sue your butts-off.
This used to be the stuff of jokes and cartoons:
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