After the Daniel Pearl post, I was a bit down.
This is just the thing -- showing western practicality and intelligence at its best:
Maybe we could paint real sexy goats onto the sides of M-1 Abrams tanks to help win the War on Terror?
Oh wait, I forgot, it's no longer politically acceptable to call it a war. Even though folks on both sides are still killing each-other and this definitely meets Merriam-Webster's definition of war as "a struggle or competition between opposing forces or for a particular end."